Singapore Part 1, lah: The Boy-watching Low Lives Strike Again

Actually, I don't have a lot to tell about Singapore except that it's just like a larger version of Makati and there are no "backstreets" or "local spots" worth looking around in unless you are extremely attracted to the idea of walking around and taking pictures amidst residential apartments and condominiums. If you're going to Singapore it better be for the tourist spots (laser light shows, fountaints, night safaris, zoos) and shopping and food hawker centers.

But I have come to talk about the experience. And I shall divide it by parts.

As we all know I and my dear friends are very fond of people watching. And yes, we were shamelessly on the look out for gwapos hahahaha.

There were a couple in our hostel. One's an English dude with his girlfriend. But he's not very goodlooking. The other one arrived on our second to the last day there. We call him Robbie Williams because he's a less maniac-looking, less freaky, more good looking version of Robbie Williams.

And then there was Interchange Boy. Ayisse reckons he's a few years younger, I insist he's the same age as us. Kid looked Eurasian with brown longish hair, dark brown eyes and we just saw him for like 3 seconds as we passed each other on the way out of the Boon Lay station interchange mall (he was going in).

And then there's McDonald's Guy. Who we stalked, Remika the most, for quite a bit. Ayisse even wanted to, eherm, approach him (hey we wanted to approach everybody but didn't really, even screwed up the only chance we could have approached osmebody.) Anyway, of all of them I would have to put him on top of the, errr, hotness scale. HAHA Shall post photo of his back when Ayisse uploads it. He has Ian Somerhalder's eyes and he looks like a cross between Ian S and Drew Fuller. Yes, you can all fly to Singapore and look for him there now. (We think he's a local.)

No. 2 would have to be this guy on the same flight back home. Anyway we shall call him Stephen because:

Looks like Stephen from Laguna Beach - out-of-proportion forehead + blue eyes + more charming + generally better looking than Stephen + a tad larger built

Shall post slightly dark camera phone photo when Ayisse has it available.

He was first known as Pink Shirt Guy, then Pink Lacrosse Shirt Guy. Anyway, this is his story. lol (I feel so silly right now for typing all this crap.) He met Weezer GUy (some dude with emo glasses and long blond hair) and Weezer's girlfriend who looks like a south american-chinese cross in the gate waiting area on the way home. And then they were all together ever since. He was eye catching for the reason that he was wearing a light pink shirt and camouflage cargo shorts. And yes he did look good wearing that. Anyway... stalked him at the baggage claim and Immigration area. Up to outside Clark Airport. Ayisse went out to approach him as we were buying bus tickets inside because we figured they were lost due to this overheard conversation (by Ayisse):

Stephen: How do we get our of here?
Weezer: I don't know. Fuck them.

Or something like that. UNFORTUNATELY, by the time Ayisse was supposed to approach them the guard at the door to the airport Arrival area already told them how to get the hell out of Middle Of Nowhere Diosdado Macapagal International Airport Clark Pampanga (MONDMIAC-P).

And before that, as we entered the Departure again to buy tickets they were behind us and Weezer said in a somewhat thick rather geometrical (aka jagged) accent: We want to go to the toilet. But they didn't know you have to present your passport so blablabla.

Speaking of passport, because of Ayisse keen observing powers, we foundo ut that Stephen is portugese.

So we were on the bus fervently wishing they would all get on the same bus (hey there was only one anyway). The bus slowly filled up. We got out and bought pizzas. Went back on to find out they got the remaining seats up front. Fuck that. Well, I got a good view of his back side anyway since I got an aisle seat and so did he. And they were sitting on the front so we could see part of his reflection on the mirror up there. How pathetic of us eh? Well, the low lives strike back.

And there's another guy as we were crossing Bugis to get to the bus stop around 10pm last night. He was drunk. And so was his only other friend. Yes he was sort of good looking but he was wearing a black button down polo two sizes larger and it just doesn't look good. Mon, he looks like your Matteo btw. haha (Saw that post cos I was with Remika when she was viewing it.)

Blablabla Shall post something readable not only by females, or gays, in a later post :D