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Was supposed to teach Ayisse how to ride a bicycle in QC Circle but I was late, and I got lost... in QC Circle. So by the time I arrived she already knew how to ride one.
Went down south again to watch Dias Contadas in Greenbelt. What we know is that the freaking movie doesn't have a rating. That's why we chose to watch it because we know we could easily get it. Fucking guard said it's R-18. He asked me first how old I was, me, being confident it isn't rated 18 told him I'm 17 - I mean, why lie, why bother. Blabladibla. We weren't able to get in. Even though we said it's for Film class. (See, if I knew beforehand it has a fucking rating I would've said "*Stare at him for 5 seconds* 18. *Flash uni ID*") Hmp. MEH. Forgot my ID at home too anyway, so yeah.
Watched 40 Yr Old Virgin again instead. Remika and Ayisse haven't watched it yet anyway and I am more than willing to watch it again. Frikkin hilarious movie. Steve Carell's the best.
The ride home on the MRT was somewhat hilarious. Train was packed. The good thing about it was that even if the train swayed and all, you wouldn't fall. Then Ayisse and I started cracking up all these jokes. The gay-ish man infront of us looked like he wanted to laugh but was probably torn between that and thinking what stupid, wasted-life teenagers we are. Or he was just jealous because we're having fun and not complaining about the sardine state we were in. I mean, if you are to complain and grumble about having to be squeezed in with a bunch of other people, ride some other form of public transport - or better yet, get a car.
(Ayisse would probably have a story about two singits in her blog. On our way to Ayala though this lady was trying to cut in line between Ayisse and me. We were trying to elbow her or something when she asked me "Ito ba yung exact fare?" to which I replied, "Opo, doon sa likod nagsisimula yung pila.")
After only 2 stations in our sardine state, I had to go out so that people way at the back can get off their station. What is the problem with all these people up front the doors who can't step off for a while to let the other people out. Those getting in would understand anyway and let you get in first. (Well, they did let me get in first. Somebody's ass will be very sorry anyway if they didn't.)
The horror of horrors came when this, erm, meaty, er, fat, er, carbs-loving lady squeezed herself in. By this time I was right in the middle of the two doors. And thank God nobody forgot to put on deodorant. It was really funny, if only Ayisse and I were still standing next to each other, if we didn't get separated, I would've cracked something like, "Hello armpit 1, hello armpit 2, hello armpit 3... How're you guys doin?" With that we would've found out who has a tucked in insecurity... with his/her pits. :D
Well, 7 frikkin days til I ship my ass to a foreign land with the company of 2 of the best people in the world. (Feel special, you maniacs. :p)
PS
Maybe the reason why the spanish films were R18's because there are breast exposures while the sex scenes are on.. or making love scenes, whatever. While in 40 Yr Old Virgin, while I believe the dialogue is more crass, it's just R13 because there are no boobies while they're doing it. And it's a good way how to teach the kiddos about the birds and the bees. I just reckon though.
PPS
I just realized, it would be a pretty long time before I get to step on a plane again. *Cries* I can always use my mileage and choose to go to Japan again but... I might just save that 20,000 points (just enough to get you a free ticket to Japan). And when I go to the mediterranean area (Southern Italy-Greece-Turkey) summer of 2007, my points would pile up again. The summer after that, by which time I hope I've already graduated but it's alright if I haven't yet hehe, I'd probably claim a free ticket to Nepal and travel the area all the way down to Malaysia or something. Would be awesome to have a friend along again though. Since trips are much more fun with friends. Loads more fun. And you don't have to worry about forgetting which funny/stupid/omgwtf stories to tell.
Went down south again to watch Dias Contadas in Greenbelt. What we know is that the freaking movie doesn't have a rating. That's why we chose to watch it because we know we could easily get it. Fucking guard said it's R-18. He asked me first how old I was, me, being confident it isn't rated 18 told him I'm 17 - I mean, why lie, why bother. Blabladibla. We weren't able to get in. Even though we said it's for Film class. (See, if I knew beforehand it has a fucking rating I would've said "*Stare at him for 5 seconds* 18. *Flash uni ID*") Hmp. MEH. Forgot my ID at home too anyway, so yeah.
Watched 40 Yr Old Virgin again instead. Remika and Ayisse haven't watched it yet anyway and I am more than willing to watch it again. Frikkin hilarious movie. Steve Carell's the best.
The ride home on the MRT was somewhat hilarious. Train was packed. The good thing about it was that even if the train swayed and all, you wouldn't fall. Then Ayisse and I started cracking up all these jokes. The gay-ish man infront of us looked like he wanted to laugh but was probably torn between that and thinking what stupid, wasted-life teenagers we are. Or he was just jealous because we're having fun and not complaining about the sardine state we were in. I mean, if you are to complain and grumble about having to be squeezed in with a bunch of other people, ride some other form of public transport - or better yet, get a car.
(Ayisse would probably have a story about two singits in her blog. On our way to Ayala though this lady was trying to cut in line between Ayisse and me. We were trying to elbow her or something when she asked me "Ito ba yung exact fare?" to which I replied, "Opo, doon sa likod nagsisimula yung pila.")
After only 2 stations in our sardine state, I had to go out so that people way at the back can get off their station. What is the problem with all these people up front the doors who can't step off for a while to let the other people out. Those getting in would understand anyway and let you get in first. (Well, they did let me get in first. Somebody's ass will be very sorry anyway if they didn't.)
The horror of horrors came when this, erm, meaty, er, fat, er, carbs-loving lady squeezed herself in. By this time I was right in the middle of the two doors. And thank God nobody forgot to put on deodorant. It was really funny, if only Ayisse and I were still standing next to each other, if we didn't get separated, I would've cracked something like, "Hello armpit 1, hello armpit 2, hello armpit 3... How're you guys doin?" With that we would've found out who has a tucked in insecurity... with his/her pits. :D
Well, 7 frikkin days til I ship my ass to a foreign land with the company of 2 of the best people in the world. (Feel special, you maniacs. :p)
PS
Maybe the reason why the spanish films were R18's because there are breast exposures while the sex scenes are on.. or making love scenes, whatever. While in 40 Yr Old Virgin, while I believe the dialogue is more crass, it's just R13 because there are no boobies while they're doing it. And it's a good way how to teach the kiddos about the birds and the bees. I just reckon though.
PPS
I just realized, it would be a pretty long time before I get to step on a plane again. *Cries* I can always use my mileage and choose to go to Japan again but... I might just save that 20,000 points (just enough to get you a free ticket to Japan). And when I go to the mediterranean area (Southern Italy-Greece-Turkey) summer of 2007, my points would pile up again. The summer after that, by which time I hope I've already graduated but it's alright if I haven't yet hehe, I'd probably claim a free ticket to Nepal and travel the area all the way down to Malaysia or something. Would be awesome to have a friend along again though. Since trips are much more fun with friends. Loads more fun. And you don't have to worry about forgetting which funny/stupid/omgwtf stories to tell.
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sometimes it's just better to just enter the freakin moviehouse and then when they ask you for your age, then show 'em.
Note: I didn't endorse lying or telling the truth. hehe. i look old, so i could do r-18 things hehe.
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