This Is Ryan Carnes

To those who watch Desperate Housewives, he's the, apparently, closet gay friend of John the gardener (aka John the housewife toy).

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*shoves name in a list right beside Drew Fuller, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc*

Hahahahahaha

*Continues to laugh hysterically*

And no, come on, he can't be gay in real life. (Or maybe yes.)