Hello, hello, what have we here

1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.

* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. As opposed to constantly. (Er, yeah, just sometimes... Right?)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (You fcking bet I do. Haha)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (OKAY JOKE LANG.)
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. Ahahaha
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone. (AHAHAHAHA)
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone. (I know Jake or Danny does not count so yes I shall leave this blank.)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal Blogger, you biatches.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friend.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys. (Mmmmmnaaaar, I don't think so. JAKEIWILLRAPEYOU.)
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Remika said I'm a budding pedophile.)
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Although I was thinking last Thursday how I want to live around Lake Sbu with the T'boli, I think, just so I can walk around barefoot everyday. For real.)
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Which is basically to travel and experience as much cultures as I can. And marry a rich Italian business man, I may or may not be kidding.)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much. (Yes, remember as kids when the parents scold you.)
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I usually like covers better than originals. (Mmmmm, only with some.)
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (CRAP YOU, they're awesome and idiotically fun.)
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I talk in my sleep. (In the rarest of sometimes.)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie. (Tea anybody? But caffeine doesn't seem to work on me most of the time... sometimes I'd fancy a nap after coffee. Haha)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I am ambidextrous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes. (Would've bold this one but I realized I am pretty indifferent towards it, like I couldn't be bothered really.)
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Shoot, short by one country. Haha But yes, I'd like to be a culturally confused kid. Meh, I'd figure it out anyway AHAHA)
* I am extremely actually flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses. :D Yay, Jasper, HUG ME.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. :(
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons. (HAHA Hello RAPHAEL.)
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Paul Smith ehehe)
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time. *Cue: Nervous laughter*
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can speak more than one language.
* I would rather read than watch TV. (Just sometimes though, it happens)
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I'm sorry but this one is about one of the funniest things I've read this week and physical gender = sex.)
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
* I've been married and am now divorced.
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
* I like most animals better than most people.
* I own a collection of retro games consoles.
* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
* I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Come on, that'd be cool. And hilarious.)
* I have written/read erotic stories. (LEMONS Hahaha HELLO GELLIE AND GINNIE.)
* I am compulsively honest. (I'm a pretty bad liar unless I have the initiative.)
* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
* I have gone from wishing I was a boy to revelling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
* I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
* I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
* I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
* I dislike milk.
* I obsessively wash my hands.
* I always carry that something significant around with me. (Mmm, white band? :D)
* Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
* I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
* Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
* I hand typed all the HTML tags in this document.
* I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Or say, SOMEONE. Ahaha Danny again. I still don't get it you know.)
* I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
* Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
* I am a virgin. (Yes, because I live in the middle ages and fear being stoned to death. REALLY. Mmm?)
* I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
* I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
* I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (If you come to think of it, it's true, it's just another job. Now the "slutty strippers" aren't strippers, their whores... who are confused and think they're strippers. Or something. Haha)
* I don't like to chew gum.
* I am intrigued with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
* I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
* Had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
* Wishes people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
* I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
* I love to sing.
* I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
* I have a custom-built computer.
* I want to have a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
* I occasionally cling to someone's boobehs... online. (HAHAHA)
* I have fallen out of a tree.
* I am possessive of my friends.
* I made a gay couple in the SIMS, and they sleep together too. (Hahaha, Just for kicks. Too bad I don't have SIMS.)
* I am going through a potentially life-changing dilemma as of this writing. (I may or may not be shitting you O_O)
* Nerd.
* People complain of the smallness of my handwriting.
* I know all the lyrics of 80% of all NSYNC's songs. (BSB has a higher percentage)
* I get to flunk almost 85% of my grades for one quarter.
* I can successfully twirl a pen.
* I wouldn't really mind if I learn later on that my husband is bi/gay (as long as he keeps his dirty gay sexual acts to himself.)