Chronic Bloghopping Disorder

Yes folks. I have diagnosed myself with chronic bloghopping disorder. Only later did I realize, while talking to Ayisse, that I have it.

Symptoms include repeatedly going online just to bloghop even when you have tons of other more important matters to attend to, know that nobody has updated their blog yet, and even if you're fully aware that you will not benefit from it (for the most part). You are growing older by the second and yet you choose to spend, waste, your time bloghopping and reading about thoughts and about the life of people you don't even know. You read blogs so often you don't even care to rant anymore just as long as you read and read and read. You cheat, scheme, and manipulate other people who are using your computer just so you can go online and read blogs or blog. Worst case scenarios include reading even all the archived posts (yes, sad but I have reached that point for some *extra* interesting blogs and those only a few months old).

You can channel this bloghopping disorder and put it to good use. Read books instead. Or if you have reached the point of not caring anymore as long as you have something to read, take out that dusty textbook. I'm doing that after I publish this.

I'm not sure if I'm the first one to coin such bloghopping disorder. Hmm... let me check all the other blogs.

Or better, easier and less wasteful, I'll google it instead.