An ode to longganisa

Shit. Ang dami kong nakain na longganisa. From Ilocos. Longganisa is the new tomato omelette.

What.

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Palabas na pala Inside Man. O_O Wait, is it? I will DIE if I don't see that movie. I don't care if it turns out to be just another heist movie, JODIE FOSTER AND CLIVE OWEN ARE IN IT. I've loved Clive Owen's character right when I saw the trailer. You know that part where he says in the trailer something like, When I said I would execute the perfect bank robby I meant I will execute the perfect bank robbery. Or something like that, not exactly that of course. AAAAAAAAH.

Madeliene White: I'd call you a monster, but I have to go now and help bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op.
Arthur Case: [laughing] If that were true, you wouldn't be telling me.
Madeliene White: [turning to leave] We're putting you down as a reference.

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Dalton Russell: You're too fucking smart to be a cop.
[He points a gun at Frazier]
Dalton Russell: Now get the fuck out of here.
Keith Frazier: Go ahead, shoot me. I got nothing to lose and neither do you, so go ahead, shoot me.
Dalton Russell: [pause] Fuck you. Tell them to send someone sane next time.

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Waiter: Excuse me Sir, do you have a reservation?
Keith Frazier: [walking past waiter] I have an appointment.
Waiter: May I take your hat?
Keith Frazier: No, get your own.