Missing Item Report

I now officially declare my pair of Kenneth Cole sunglasses missing.

Sad. It was sunny out the day before the other day and I was looking to use it but couldn't find it. So I used another pair instead.

The day after my mom told me to look for it and even if I haven't started looking for it she already said it must be missing. She went crazy again and yapped on and on about how she'll never give me something expensive again. Well that was a solicited gift from her anyway. lol The damned thing couldn't have jumped out of my bag, you know. And I know I didn't leave it somewhere in UP. (Oh the horror of losing something in there, if I do lose something in there, it's as good as gone.)

I know it's still somewhere inside the house. It must be. It should be inside one of my bags. But all my bags are empty. What the fuck is up with me, I always lose things. Ahuhuhu. Maybe it's time to buy and label stacks of clear drawers.

It's still inside the house. It has to be. But you know, I've been thinking of buying a new pair. (NO AM, STOP IIIIIIT.)